![]() 01/28/2018 at 07:01 • Filed to: IKEA, dead | ![]() | ![]() |
i wonder if his family will have to assemble his coffin from a kit?
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At any rate, the bottom of his coffin will definitely be made of flimsy wood slats that will randomly collapse whenever it is moved.
![]() 01/28/2018 at 09:03 |
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I was going to say - For the dead, say good or nothing, but he is an exception, fuck this stingy, tax evading motherfucker.
![]() 01/28/2018 at 09:37 |
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Hopefully they don’t use the Malm coffin, or children will accidentally pull it down onto themselves.
![]() 01/28/2018 at 10:11 |
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i wonder if his family will have to assemble his coffin from a kit?
if so, may said kit accidentally exclude that stupid little piece of metal required to put the thing together.
and obligatory: